Meanest Man Murder Case
Walter Benton, known as the meanest guy in the world, shows up at the police station to tell the cops that he's been murdered. Right after he makes this report, he drops dead. So the police get a report of a murder from the victim himself!
Philo Vance is a fictional amateur detective originally featured in 12 crime novels by S. S. Van Dine in the 1920s and '30s. During that time, Vance was immensely popular in books, films, and radio. He was portrayed as a stylish—even foppish—dandy, a New York bon vivant possessing a highly intellectual bent. S. S. Van Dine was the pen name of Willard Huntington Wright, an art critic who initially sought to conceal his authorship of the novels. Van Dine was also a fictional character in the books, a sort of Dr. Watson figure who accompanied Vance and chronicled his exploits.
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“Meanest Man Murder Case.” Philo Vance. Radio broadcast, May 10, 1949.

