Actor John Payne stumbles through his opening line and sounds uncertain on air, while Benay Venuta performs "Everything's Up To Date In Kansas City," Jack Paar (introduced as a former mayor of Guadalcanal and top G.I. comedian) offers advice to children, and Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard perform as "Ozzie and Harriet" with Tommy Bernard as David Nelson, including a scene where they visit the attic to read Harriet's old love letters.