First Tune: You'd Be So Nice to Come Home To

I don't see a full radio episode plot summary in your message to rewrite. You've only provided the opening line about a song title: "The first tune is, 'You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To.'" Could you please share the complete plot summary you'd like me to rewrite? Once you provide the full text, I'll be happy to rephrase it using simple English words and PG-rated Americanisms while keeping all proper nouns intact.