First Song - Have Ho, My Lads, Heave Ho

I don't see any radio episode plot summary in your message to rewrite. You've only provided a title: "Heave Ho, My Lads, Heave Ho." Could you please share the full plot summary you'd like me to rewrite? Once you provide the complete text, I'll be happy to rephrase it using simple English words and PG-rated Americanisms while keeping proper nouns unchanged.