Why Is Marriage Like Taking A Bath
At the start of the show, there's a riddle: 'How is getting married the same as taking a bath?' Later in the program, another question comes up: 'What is the name of a really well-known city that appears in the (next) poem?' Please note that the date might need to be changed.
It Pays to Be Ignorant is a 1942–1951 radio comedy show which maintained its popularity during a nine-year run on three networks for such sponsors as Philip Morris, Chrysler, and DeSoto. The series was a spoof on the academic discourse on such authoritative panel series as Quiz Kids and Information Please. At the same time, the beginning of the program parodied the popular quiz show Doctor I.Q. The show featured announcers Ken Roberts and Dick Stark. The program was broadcast on Mutual from June 25, 1942 to February 28, 1944, on CBS from February 25, 1944 to September 27, 1950 and finally on NBC from July 4, 1951 to September 26, 1951. The series typically aired as a summer replacement.
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“Why Is Marriage Like Taking A Bath.” It Pays to Be Ignorant. Radio broadcast, September 22, 1944.
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