Stop Me If Youve Heard This One

# Radio Episode Summary The show opens with an announcer promoting Quaker Puffed Wheat and Quaker Puffed Rice cereals. He tells listeners that this is a new funny radio program created by audience members themselves. Milton then grabs the microphone and jokes that this is the tenth week the show has been on the air, but only the ninth week he's worn the same shirt. He talks about a cruise from the year before, mentioning he went to the West Indies, though he accidentally says "West Undies" first. Next comes a panel game where three guests try to guess the funny endings to jokes sent in by listeners before Milton reveals the real punchlines. The panelists are Harry Burchfield, a well-known cartoonist; Jay C. Flippen, a funny man; and Senator Vaughan. One joke features a gangster with a bad tooth visiting a dentist. When the dentist asks which tooth is bothering him, the gangster says, "Figure it out yourself. I'm not a rat." Flippen asks Milton what's happening to radio these days, and Milton answers, "Television." Another joke has a wife telling her husband it's their tenth wedding anniversary and asking if they should cook the turkey. He responds by saying why would they ruin a good bird because of what happened ten years ago. The show then takes a break for music