Valuable Earrings

Frances Charlotte Greenwood was an American actress, comedian and dancer. Born in Philadelphia, Greenwood started in vaudeville and starred on Broadway, in movies and on radio. Standing almost six feet tall, she was best known for her long legs and high kicks. She described herself as the "only woman in the world who could kick a giraffe in the eye."

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“Valuable Earrings.” The Charlotte Greenwood Show. Radio broadcast, July 8, 1945.